ALL THE DOS AND DON'TS OF THE MODERN WORLD, WRITTEN BY ANYONE WHO LIVES IN IT

When your friend gives you the 'SAVE ME' eyes as they're being hit on, go put your arm around them and pretend you're their boo

The vanquished suitor will briefly pretend their intentions were merely platonic, by prolonging the newly 3-person conversation for 30 more seconds, then will ebb backward into darkness (occasionally trying to make eyes with your friend throughout the night whenever they appear unguarded).

California, United State... Dec 29 2016 0 comments

Know your drink order

Figure out what you and your group want to drink before flagging your bartender down, especially if it's a crowded bar. Your bartender does not have time to listen to you contemplate the decision. Be ready, be consice, and have payment when they return.

Brooklyn, NY, United Sta... Nov 29 2016 0 comments